I’m furious, my wife is cheating on me with a painter. I found traces of paint in the bed. It’s good that with a painter, and…
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I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, “Cool accent, are…
Quick wit and unexpected outcomes Clever responses often lead to unexpected and humorous outcomes which remind us of the power of humor and quick thinking in…
An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery…
A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning.. My dear wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that…
Two Elderly Women Were Eating Breakfast. Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel’s ear and said,…
Bob Forgot His Wife Wedding Anniversary Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I…
Three Handsome Male Dogs Are Walking Down The Street Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.…
An Old Man Is Driving When He Gets A Frantic Call An old man is driving when he gets a frantic call from his wife: “Bernard,…
Tom and I, Anna, had been squeezing pennies like crazy for months. This was all because my husband had his sights set on a beautiful new…