Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out… “Pa you need to go out and fix the outhouse!” Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin’…
Browsing: Jokes
Well, for example, the other day, Bev my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop…
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day. The man looks over at his wife and says: “Your b- utt is getting…
There was an old man who always rode his bike to his brother’s house every weekend. It took him 2 hours and he alway’s made it…
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the teller window, “I want to open a fucking checking account.” The…
He’s looking for a drinking glass when he notices a row of cups in the cabinet, each of them inscribed with what seems like half words.…
The real estate boss got a h.0.t new secretary. Afraid of make l.0.v3 h@rassment issues he held himself off for a week, but finally overcome with…
Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years &…
Married or not you should read this… When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is l0ve at first sight. They get married and…