\u201cNo more headaches?\u201d The husband asks, \u201cWhat happened?\u201d His wife replies, \u201cMargie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat \u2018I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.\u2019 It worked. The headaches are all gone.\u201dWoman comes home and tells her husband\u2026 Long \u201cRemember those headaches I\u2019ve been having all these years? Well, they\u2019re gone.\u201dHis wife then says,\n
\u201cYou know, you haven\u2019t been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don\u2019t you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?\u201d The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, \u201cDon\u2019t move, I\u2019ll be right back.\u201d He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.His wife says, \u201cDamn! That was wonderful!\u201d The husband says, \u201cDon\u2019t move! I will be right back.\u201d He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning. Her husband again says, \u201cDon\u2019t move, I\u2019ll be right back.\u201d With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying, She\u2019s not my wife. She\u2019s not my wife. She\u2019s not my wife. His funeral service will be held on Saturday\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Woman comes home and tells her husband \u201cNo more headaches?\u201d The husband asks, \u201cWhat happened?\u201d His wife replies, \u201cMargie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat \u2018I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":81331,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-81326","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/simplymeblog.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/simplymeblog.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/simplymeblog.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simplymeblog.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simplymeblog.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81326"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/simplymeblog.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81326\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simplymeblog.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/81331"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/simplymeblog.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simplymeblog.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simplymeblog.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}